Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine