Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"