Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"