Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine