Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Quarterback Jokes More Quarterback Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.