Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.