Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Quarterback Jokes More Quarterback Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.