Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.