Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.