Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.