How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.