How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.