How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!