How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.