How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!