How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.