How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard