How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard