because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
A dead centipede.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
By growing up.
Because it was ripped.
Parole.
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
Sunflower.
He's too bright.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL
They can't guard their towers.