Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol