Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)