What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.