What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.