What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.