What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade