Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!