That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Biden
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
Rectoplasm.
He got crped out.
A Poultrygeist!
He wet his plants.
Relief
Because they bring Mayflowers
