Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!