How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.