What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Poached.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD