What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.