What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.