What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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It cracked.

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A. Electricity.

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It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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Because he's an Xboxer.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.