What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.