Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

California Jokes More California Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6