When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!