When you're buying salt.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
General
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Salt and Pepper shakers
Help me! I've been a-salted!