When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!