When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You better C or you'll B
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
Never mind...it's tearable
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
You can buy a silencer for a gun
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Tie his hands together
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Worm your way out of that one !
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
A waist of time.
With a witchwatch.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Because his mixtape was to die for...
