When you're buying salt.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Couple's Daily Question Mug
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
Seize their memes of production.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
because Sam sung better than him
A. He uses "windows".
Because 7 8 10.
Steve Jobs went underground.
Don't Break the Ice
Prose before hoes.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
B)
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
