Product Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Seize Jokes More Seize Jokes

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!