When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Prose before hoes.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
He refused to integrate.
Udder chaos!
A taxi driver
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
He responds, "One note at a time."
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Second Caribou: A maybee.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Salt.
Because they won't commute.
Because it wouldn't commute!
