When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Torque
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Because he left the Windows open.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
Because they already have Moscow.
They've got to get their 72 virgins
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
Throw in your laundry!
Seize their memes of production.
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
