When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A centipede with a wooden leg!
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Because cross products don't commute!
Because he's a cross product.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
Michael
A: Swallow the leader.
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
Role tied.
Seize their memes of production.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Because they are **important**.
The punchline
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
