When you're buying salt.
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The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
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You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
So he could tell the time at night !
He found time-consuming.
She won't swallow
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
Seize their memes of production.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
A seasoned veteran.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
They couldn't keep a beet.
Breaking fast yooo!
He only Phelps himself.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
