What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.