What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke