What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.