What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.