McBongald's
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
Count Spatula
A baked potato
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Hispantry
In bite-sized pieces.
Spine
It couldn't contain itself.