What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.