What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!