What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.