What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!