How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj