How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj