How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name