What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

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What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.