How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.