ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
The husband.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
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