ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because he's black.