How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.