How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.