ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.