How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.