How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.