What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them