What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them