What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"