What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end