What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.