What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.