What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)