What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.