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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
a 2nd born.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The door won't close
Get to the back of the oven...
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A hot cross bun.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
In an oven.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Mice crispies.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
He was a pieromaniac.
You are no longer kneaded."
I think this is a set up!
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
She diabeetus!
They were too GUI.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
300 degrees in the oven.
A baby in the oven.
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
OC High humor
For the pun of it.
Two, and often from the same person.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A: He was striking a happy medium.
30 minutes.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
A vegetarian.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
