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Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
a 2nd born.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The door won't close
Get to the back of the oven...
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A hot cross bun.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
In an oven.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Mice crispies.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
He was a pieromaniac.
You are no longer kneaded."
I think this is a set up!
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
She diabeetus!
They were too GUI.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
300 degrees in the oven.
A baby in the oven.
You right a Czech.
Nah I'ma stay"
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
None attended the University of Miami.
At the university.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
About 6 million.
Germany
Kick boxing
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
