Oven Jokes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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