Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.