Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot