Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!