Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!