How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."