How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.