How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.