Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!