Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen