Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.