Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.