Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!