Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums