Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.