What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.