What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.