What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.