What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts?

Avada kedavra!*

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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They never get old

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What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

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