Abortion Jokes
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What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?
A baby excavator.
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What did Tammy say after she refused to vaccinate her child?
It's never to late to get an abortion.
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What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat?
A Fetality.
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What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting
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What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?
They're both de-calf-inated.
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What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion?
A portion.
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What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth?
her abortion
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What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?
Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger
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What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg?
An abortion with home sickness.
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What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu?
An abortion.
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What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?
Terrorism is funded by the US government!
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Why did the blonde have an Abortion?
She wasn't convinced the baby was hers.
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What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion?
A: A very merry unbirthday.
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