What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.