What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.