What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

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