What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.