What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.