What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.