Christmas music will still be playing next year.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
Humans miss Harambe.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
ram a man
Cancer. Happy new years folks!
They keep stealing green cards.
A trombone!
Because he needed one.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.