What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.