What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.