What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.