What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold