Homeless Guy Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"