What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"