What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.