What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.