What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos