Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Cardboard Jokes More Cardboard Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."