Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense