Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
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Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pillow fight
A frobo.
Nothing.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Attire.
A tyre (attire)
Hobos
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They both ask for change and never get any.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
The Spanish Inquisition.
A baby in two dumpsters.
Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!
Dam(n).
Guac-A-Mole.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Attire
A rootabaga.
Pillow fight!