Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
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Coffee Mug
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pillow fight
A frobo.
Nothing.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Attire.
A tyre (attire)
Hobos
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They both ask for change and never get any.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Nun.
Because they're two tired
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10
Because they did not have proper tea.
Because proper-tea is theft.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Nothing
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
