Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Dumpster Jokes More Dumpster Jokes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!