They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A frobo.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?
A baby in two dumpsters.