How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.