How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.