How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.