What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees