What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!