What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!