What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!