What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog