Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.