Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.