What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep