What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb