What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep