What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.