What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.