What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.