Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.