Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.