Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth