Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.