Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.