Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.