Secretary Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR