Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "