What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.