What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.