What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.