What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.