What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.