What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.