What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.