What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.