What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!