What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!