What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!