What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz