What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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A pat on the head.

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The Crimea River

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They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...