What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know