What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

removed

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know